IN HEAT: Lustful Nights is a spin-off of Five Nights at Freddy’s, and I’m pretty sure there’s an actual game in here somewhere, but maybe I should leave it up to someone else to try and figure out where and what it is.

IN HEAT: Lustful Nights Demo (NSFW)
IN HEAT: Lustful Nights Demo (NSFW)
IN HEAT: Lustful Nights Demo (NSFW)

Pros:

  • Game overs are a delight

Cons:

  • No idea what to do

What in the hell was I supposed to even do in this game?

I realize it’s a game much like Five Nights at Freddy’s, which I’ve never played because those kinds of games aren’t really my thing, but I’m pretty sure it’s a bit more janky than the game it’s relatable to.

While you’re sitting there as the game begins, the phone will ring. So I pick it up and start listening to this guy talk, thinking he’ll tell me what’s going on, when I hear a sound. I can only look left, right, and up, so I do and see nothing. This dude is still talking and hasn’t explained shit yet. Meanwhile, a colored bar goes red, which I assume isn’t good, but I still don’t see crap.

And then I die.

What the fuck is the phone call for, hello? Can I get some kind of explanation, as someone who hasn’t played FNAF before?

Also, if you hang up, that’s that. You can’t get him back on the phone.

I don’t know what the tickets are for that you can obtain from the piggy bank and something else. I understand the sanity starts to wither away the longer the doors to the left and right are closed. I don’t get what the hell to do with the furry that’s looking in from the glass, because according to the guy on the phone some chick will come by and check on me every now and again, but the others are kinda crazy, so watch out for them.

Well, I did watch out for them. I didn’t see any of them until they were either on my lap or sucking my dick while giving me a game over screen.

Personally, I think I like the game overs than the actual gameplays, seeing as the end result is the only thing that makes sense.