Welcome to Pussy Paradise, an amusement park that tests your endurance out of bed.
This is one of those weird games that I decided to purchase because I was feeling a little curious, because sometimes hentai games are interesting…and other times not. Plus, it was on sale at the time, along with My Yandere Sister Loves Me Too Much and I figured the hell with it, let’s go!
And there aren’t many reviews on it.
So why not make one?
- Developed by Miel
- Published by Cherry Kiss Games
PC
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Welcome to Pussy Paradise Gameplay
This game is purely a visual novel, meaning you don’t have to do anything except click a button to progress through the text, sounds, and images. While there are some choices to make, it doesn’t matter which one you choose, or which order you choose them in, as the game will make you go through each choice no matter what.
If you’re looking for a game with some amount of game-time in the form of action, this is not it.
Is there an uncensored version?
Not that I know of. I believe they coded the game to be censored purposefully…for some reason.
Are there achievements?
There are 7 achievements that can be obtained simply by playing the game all the way through.
Welcome to Pussy Paradise Soundtrack
Because this game is based on sex–let’s admit the whole point of it: to impregnate women with your sperm and overactive dick that doesn’t run out of stamina–the sounds primarily focus on the sexual aspect of the people encountered in the game, including you.
Meaning you’ll hear a lot of feminine moans and screams and don’t forget the wet, slapping sounds.
But those are more sound effects. There is background music, but it definitely becomes overwhelmed by every other sound as well as the women who speak. It’s not loud, but it’s not too subtle on the quiet portions that you won’t acknowledge it.
Welcome to Pussy Paradise Graphics
The graphics aren’t bad, but I’ve definitely seen better.
I think the biggest flaw is the fact that some of the proportions seem off at certain angles, and some of the women’s bodies all look just the same. There’s no variation, except for their outfits or hairstyle and hair color. Plus, you show up at certain times in the images, and you have no face. It’s there, but it’s blank.
The least they could’ve done is give you a face.
I mean you already have a body and a dick, why stop there? Women might play this game and be interested in seeing a handsome man with some pretty ladies, you know?
On that note, the vulgar parts of the body are actually blurred out. You get the nipples of the ladies in full view, but anything below the belt is concealed from sight, but not imagination.
Like that’s supposed to count for something.
Welcome to Pussy Paradise Final Thoughts
All the moaning and squealing from the women just wasn’t my thing. Not only that, but the text became so repetitive that the script became stale, and while I realize that this game primarily focuses on the sex aspect, I felt my brain cells deteriorating the more I read.
You can only say the same things in different ways so many times before your brain blocks the text and listens to the sounds instead.
If you’re horny, it might be a game for you.
If you’re looking for a good hentai visual novel, there are better ones.
