Crime Scene Cleaner, crimes never looked so spotless.

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Pros:

  • Job details score screen
  • You can pet the dog
  • Variety of soundtracks

Cons:

  • Open-ended story
  • Bodies in the truck are finnicky

Explanation to Negative Feedback


Open-ended story

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I didn’t really like the end.

I heard something about DLCs coming up, so maybe it’s supposed to feel like a cliffhanger, since you know there’s no way we’re done with Big Jim, but with how our daughter’s room was starting to get cleaned up with each mission, it made you think she’d be there in the end.

But she wasn’t.

And that made it fall flat for me, not seeing a happy family reunion.

Bodies in the truck are finnicky

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I do wish the dev would increase the radius of where a body needs to be around the truck in order to be bagged, because sometimes I’ll toss a body into the truck and it acts like it’s not there. I have to pick the body up and try again to get it in the truck.

Something about the body having a limb outside the truck bed doesn’t trigger it, I suppose.


Explanation to Positive Feedback


Job details score screen

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If cleaning up a crime scene doesn’t give you anxiety, then watching the numbers go up on the scoring screen might tense up those muscles. You basically want to get 100% on everything, from cleaning, to evidence, to bodies, in order to get that perfect score.

It’s scary because nobody wants to see a 99% on a job detail.

But it’s also oh so satisfying when you see that green color of perfection.

On top of this, you also get information on the amount of money you gained as well as the secrets you’ve found.

You can pet the dog

Not only that, but there are actually several voice lines you say when you pet them. I only gave head pats after coming home and before leaving and I can’t be sure, but I probably started getting repetition around the last mission.

So yeah.

Go ahead and pet the dog.

Variety of soundtracks

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Throughout each level there are cassette tapes of different music you can collect. In fact, you can see how many tapes are in the level you’re on by going into the music menu. The nice thing here is if you don’t like a certain music that’s playing, you can always change it to a song you prefer cleaning to.

If you don’t choose a song to listen to, you’ll just be hearing ambiance.

I learned this during Nightmare Mode scenes.