Futa Fix: Dick Dine and Dash, we’re a waitress that’s dashing from one person to another for some reprieve.
I don’t play too many futanari games. I mean, there aren’t a whole lot out there that are actually good, if I’m being honest. But this one really blew me away. Not the blowing that might be in this game but…it was pretty amazing nonetheless.
- Developed by Cyberframe Studios
- Published by Critical Bliss
- Available on Steam
Is there a supporter’s playthrough of this game?
Oh you know it! We’ve got seven videos (that’s about 5.5 hours) featuring hot sweaty messes that nobody wants to clean up afterward.
To find out more, check out our NSFW section.
Who is this game for?
Explanation to Negative Feedback
Kate’s route is super short
Most of the characters we’ve come into contact with have had about an hour of socializing time, but Kate’s route took about 25 minutes or so? And then it went directly to the end portion of the game. It was just…weird.
Not all lines are voiced
It’s a minor nit-pick. The voice acting is great in the game, but there’s just random lines that are voiced and then everything goes silent again. It’s a little jarring.
Typos at the end
Toward the end of the game, I noticed a lot more typos going on. I don’t know if they were in a rush to end the game or excited for the big finish but…after so long of not many typos during the whole game, having to read so many in such a short time was a bit of a glaring issue.
Explanation to Positive Feedback
Hot art
Trust me when I say…it’s a pleasure to look at.
So many sex scenes
If this is what you’re looking for in a game like this, then by golly you’re going to get it. In fact, you’re going to get it all over the place, as well as some great animations to watch for longer than you probably intended to.
Variety of characters
You’ve got 7 characters that you become intimate with. Even the one that did this to us–and an additional end character that shows up but we have no interaction with. But anyway, the characters all kind of have their quirks and own personality, which is great. We don’t want the same character-to-character.
Links Worth Checking Out
- Nothing here yet
Gameplay
Achievements
9 Steam achievements
Plot
Emily has a problem and it’s not a little one. Join her and her friends on this hybrid visual novel adventure with select animated scenes. A slice of life comedy featuring Emily coming to terms with becoming a futa and all that comes with it.
Game Length
Around 3 hours
Replay Value
Not really
Genre(s)
Futa Fix: Dick Dine and Dash Review
There’s just one question I have for this game, and it’s something one of my other friends asked as well…where does the sperm come from? Should she be able to jet that much jizz out constantly without a pair of danglers? I mean, I don’t really know how that works with males, but…I would think she’d need some balls, right?
That’s my biggest concern for Emily, I guess.
Well, that and her absurd need for a constant release. If she weren’t so shy about the fact that she has a dick, I’d probably tell her to get checked by a doctor for that raging libido. But hey, there are nymphomaniacs out there, and this is basically just a phase she’s going through.
The characters are all amazing.
You’ve got your dominant female who enjoys BDSM, an adult streamer, another girl with a dick, some chick who happens to reach for the wrong thing, and a few more.
The artwork I’d like to say is also amazing. The animations just make you want to watch them because they’re so smooth. Plus, it’s sex, so why wouldn’t you want to watch it while playing a game like this?
Honestly, there’s not much I can complain about with the game, except for what I said in the cons section.
If you’re wanting to play a NSFW game with a lot of sex, a variety of said sex, and amazing animations to go with the sex, I say buy this game–if you also don’t mind a chick with a dick.
