Furry Whores, something about them says they’re amateurs.

Listen, I like furry games as much as the next furry fanatic, but sometimes, you have to really wonder how far of a degenerate you’re willing to become with certain games, and this is one of those games. Like, yeah, it gives you the NSFW content you were hoping for…but it’s so generically AI.

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Pros:

  • There’s nudity

Cons:

  • Only 10 furries
  • Same poses
  • Looks like towel-dried fur
  • Brick breaker gameplay is frustrating

Explanation to Negative Feedback

Only 10 furries

The problem here is that each furry has two different images. One having their parts covered up by lingerie, and then the other being full nudity. Both images have the furry in the exact same poses. They could’ve had it so every image was a different furry, doubling the amount of them, but no.

So we only get 10.

Same poses

There aren’t a variety of poses that these furries are in, though the characters themselves do look different with their species. A lot of times they’re looking at you from over their shoulder while their backside is kind of facing you.

There’s one image I like where the body is curved, but it’s not right, because the furry is standing straight, and therefore the curve of their body shouldn’t look like that.

It’s as if the AI wanted them in a different pose but then said screw it.

Looks like towel-dried fur

Fur seems to be a bit difficult for AI to accomplish; a lot more difficult than hair, because their hair looks pretty glossy to me. But yea, while sometimes their fur has a nice texture, other times, at least around the edge of their body, it kind of looks like they all took a shower and towel-dried, making their fur stick out all over the place.

Brick breaker gameplay is frustrating

I don’t mind playing brick breaker. The only times it usually becomes annoying is when you’re at the last block and the ball will just never hit it.

But in this game, I don’t feel like it acts as it’s supposed to. If the ball hits either your platform or a brick a certain way, the ball will start moving in an almost-straight line either left to right or up and down and it’s so frustrating because you have to wait and wait for the ball to even make it to a brick or wait for it to right itself again.

Basically, brick breaker becomes too long of a game when that shouldn’t be the case.

Explanation to Positive Feedback

There’s nudity

I mean, hey, at least it has something going for it, right? Sure, you have to go through some bogus sessions of pong gameplay, but it’s definitely there. Even if it could look better.

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